Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

by TheChair64 April 7, 2017

Cleaning the Boat

"Cleaning the Boat" is a slang term for shaving your pubes. More specifically for a female to shave her pubes.

Me: "Hey whatcha up to?"
Friend: "Just cleaning the boat, you?"
Me: "Ew"

by Osama Is My Mama April 26, 2017

shame cleaning

cleaning in rapid manner when you know company is coming over

I am shame cleaning for the barbecue tomorrow.

by pc4444 May 18, 2016

a clean sanchez

When leafy sticks a finger in his puddy and then smears it on his partners lips

Did you see my new porn , I totally gave a clean sanchez to that tana mongeau

by A clean sanchez April 27, 2017

dumb clean

Something that looks very nice.

Yo dat jawn is dumb clean!

by Adolf Hertitties June 3, 2018

clean porn

pornography with no smoking in it whatsoever

Porn user 1: I'm looking at porn with smoking in it.
Porn user 2: Not me! I'm looking at clean porn.
Porn user 1: What?
Porn user 2: Porn with NO SMOKING in it whatsoever.

by bottom knocker street July 18, 2020

Crispy clean

Crispy clean is a phrase that means something or someone is good at something amazing or just cool

Hey Jimmy I am so good at this game I am crispy clean

by anonymous January 7, 2023