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Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"
by TheChair64 April 7, 2017
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Cleaning the Boat

"Cleaning the Boat" is a slang term for shaving your pubes. More specifically for a female to shave her pubes.
Me: "Hey whatcha up to?"
Friend: "Just cleaning the boat, you?"
Me: "Ew"
by Osama Is My Mama April 26, 2017
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shame cleaning

cleaning in rapid manner when you know company is coming over
by pc4444 May 18, 2016
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a clean sanchez

When leafy sticks a finger in his puddy and then smears it on his partners lips
Did you see my new porn , I totally gave a clean sanchez to that tana mongeau
by A clean sanchez April 27, 2017
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dumb clean

Yo dat jawn is dumb clean!
by Adolf Hertitties June 3, 2018
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clean porn

Porn user 1: I'm looking at porn with smoking in it.
Porn user 2: Not me! I'm looking at clean porn.
Porn user 1: What?
Porn user 2: Porn with NO SMOKING in it whatsoever.
by bottom knocker street July 18, 2020
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Crispy clean

Crispy clean is a phrase that means something or someone is good at something amazing or just cool
Hey Jimmy I am so good at this game I am crispy clean
by anonymous January 7, 2023
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