Vage Cabbage

Where a vaginas lips and skin are lose and looks like a head of cabbage.

"Man, she has Vage Cabbage. It was so ugly I was like let me just get a pudding pop"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Chinese Cabbage

An umbrella term for two legumes of the cabbage family:

1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy

Person A: Hey do you want to buy some Chinese cabbage?
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2021

Muff Cabbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

scrotum cabbage

dried lotion on balls; the act of peeling dry lotion off ones testicles after performing lubricated masturbation.

John had to peel scrotum cabbage off his balls in the morning because last night he masturbated with lotion and fell asleep before cleaning his privates.

by subzero22 May 18, 2010

sneeze in the cabbage

The act of sneezing on or in a prolapsed body part.

Last night I was muching so hard I had to sneeze in the cabbage

by jerryslunchbox September 8, 2013

Muff Cabbage

A derogatory term used by those native to New Jersey; as popularized by South Park.

We saw this woman who just moved into the house next to Stan's house get a parking ticket. She called the officer Muff Cabbage.

by sumodiaper October 16, 2010

muff cabbage

A slang term for a woman's vagina.

You are a muff cabbage.

by WiggyTheCanuck October 18, 2010