Cat

An animal that acts retarded but is actually an evil mastermind, plotting to overthrow the human race

I love my cat but I think its trying to kill me

by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 28, 2021

Cat

Cat is the definition of a woman slowly sliding her crusty finger into a mans arse hole and then licking the poo from her finger then proceeding to have sex with him

Yo, I gave my husband a cat last night!!

Woaahhh how did he taste!!??

by Sexmaster..2 February 6, 2021

Cat

A fluffy animal, it likes to kill birds, mice, rats, and squirrels. It likes to make a weird noise called a "hiss" that it'll make when it's mad or upset. But they can be cute. And they could be a fucking annoying fluff-ball.

Girl- my cat kept rubbing all over my leg before I left!
Girl 2-Well, my cat gave me a dead rat, I saw it as a gift
Girl- Ew wtf

by RandomPersonIsHere February 12, 2021

Cat

A furry piece of shit
takes away all my time and money

And is a asshole

Oh my cat just knocked off all the glass on the table. then, shat on my bed. then, attacked my ankles while I was getting out of the shower. THEN, HE THREW UP ON MY LAP. THEN, WHILE I WAS SLEEPING HE PISSED ON MY FACE. but somehow I still keep him around

by Kokichi ouma kinnie February 14, 2021

cat

a cat is a cute four-legged animal

Hey, wanna see my cat?
Of course! I love cats!

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Cat

Gods furry gift to humanity

Cat goes Rawr.

by Moto motos cock February 20, 2021

cat

An animal

oh I got a new cat!

by anonymous March 3, 2021