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breakfast burrito

1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.

2. the best breakfast one can eat.
McDonalds has one awesome breakfast burrito.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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Burrito

One of those fruit pie that you get that have so much bad stuff in there but are so good. Often wraped in a frosting glazed pie shell.
by hehe vb June 28, 2005
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Burrito Boy

A stupid homosexuel with frizzy hair.
Richrad simmons is a burrito boy.
by V Polard May 21, 2004
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Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.
by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009
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Butt Burrito

A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".
She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.
by Hoopty Doopty May 26, 2010
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Eat the Burrito

To eat the burrito is to live life to the fullest, to take on a task whole-heartedly, to persevere and overcome adversity.
The US Olympic Hockey Team stunned the world by winning the gold medal in the 1980 Winter Olympics. No one suspected they were going to Eat the Burrito.
by Jason Denton April 20, 2010
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sexfast burrito

The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.
She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.
by B.tizzle October 14, 2012
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