Ukrainian Blowjob

When you shit in someones mouth and then suck their dick

Hey Jenny i heard you gave Derii a Ukrainian Blowjob.

by Jamisyn likes poopy May 4, 2019

Almost Blowjob

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.

"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."

by TimBayBe December 13, 2009

Alaskan Blowjob

To put your lips and tounge in a freezer then give a freezing cold blowjob.

After hot steamy sex i decided to cool things down with an alaskan blowjob

by ddmrnt April 4, 2009

Chinese Blowjob

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Blowjob I got the other night sure was amazing!

by Fetchinator September 10, 2006

Tijuana Blowjob

To lick shit off of a dick

Last night my boyfriend said to lick chocolate off his dick... little did i know it was actually shit as he yelled OH THE TIJUANA BLOWJOB!!!!

by dick jonmese March 14, 2009

strawberry blowjob

A strawberry blowjob is right before you ejaculate into someones mouth punch them in the jaw and it will make a somewhat strawberry milky mixture.

Bitch you better let me give you a strawberry blowjob.

by milky man March 28, 2009

Duck Blowjob

The art of ducking to avoid firing (mostly in counter strike source) and spraying ur gun with a random kill to that person with ur head in his dick area looking like you gave him a blowjob.

David: I ran past one dude 1 deaged him. then ran into a guy at double doors and he ducker blowed me wtf.

Dalton: LOL DUCK BLOWJOB'D

by scream123 May 26, 2009