Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

blanket rack

A girl that’s always cold .. you know she sitting there cold as fuck that is not participating in the conversation

Why are you always a blanket rack

by Jlo2 August 25, 2018

kentucky blanket

A shot of bourbon, that will keep you warm on the inside

Man it’s cold outside, I need a little Kentucky blanket

by Steele Shields January 24, 2019

Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.

“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”

by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018

nose blanket

When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.

Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"

Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"

by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018

dip in a blanket

A home made cigarette made by rolling a piece of toilet paper and a pinch of skoal dip together.

Brooooo, stop smoking that dip in a blanket.

by Ilovetherollyboi June 4, 2018

blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex June 7, 2018