Batterfly

a common variation to a stroke in swimming in which both arms are raised out of the water and lifted forward together in the absolute staunchest way possible.

The Bat's masterful use of the batterfly allowed him to escape the campers and continue the greatest camp tradition of all time.

by windsorcrew June 23, 2018

Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

battery game

A game played with two or more people in which you take a small to medium sized industrial or car battery, and in increments starting typically at 1 inch high, drop it on your penis. Once each player has dropped the battery on their penis from 1 inch, the height is increased to 2 inches and so on. Players may opt out at any time, the last man standing is the winner.

Hey Andy, do you want to play the battery game with Scott and me? Losers buy lunch!

by justthetip810 September 27, 2018

battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy

my battery died in 20 mins

by UKball January 5, 2019

Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.

"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol

by Mradhd February 8, 2019

battered clam

What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.

After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam

by JDubya67 June 11, 2019

Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.

Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.

by highlandblade April 5, 2019