Bachelor Dad

Everything a father would do and be like minus the wife and kids.

Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”

by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021

Banshee

Something most kids think is a bird... Or maybe I was just a stupid kid.

Adult: A Banshee is a (see a different definiton for banshee)
Kid: wait, it's not a bird?
other adult: so that's what a Banshee is

by yardardar April 5, 2021

Blanche

Blanche is a generally insane dog, who bites, barks, uses the potty inside, and torchures other dogs relentlessly.

Me: No Blanche!!!
Blanche: (in dog) shut up, human!!! This is my fricking house.

by HummerBummerlivson May 26, 2021

Bachelor Run

A large paintball gauntlet consisting of “friends” shooting at you. Has nothing to do with getting married.

Jack: hey, did you hear Dewey just did a bachelor run
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021

Benched

To bench someone is to shift them with one person sitting on top of the other on while they sit on a bench

Dya hear yer one benched him last night?

by Lolsuckmydick June 7, 2021

Bachelor boy

A bachelor that was on the bachelor and ends up eating Erin’s box…

Damn. That fool ain’t no city boy, he a bachelor boy!!

by vinconist July 2, 2021

bacherlor

a top player like Joe P always on the prowl for more minge

"omg look its joe p having a shag in the bushes" person 1

"what a bacherlor" person 2

by natergamer July 19, 2021