beasted

to get tossed into a row of lockers.

"damn Medrano, Montoya beasted your ass!"

by gost December 2, 2007

Taint Blaster

To ejaculate a large quantity of semen all over your lovers taint skin.

OFY ! That was a taint blaster load I just blew all over your asshole and twat!

by Dick Weilder February 18, 2009

Tokyo Sand Blaster

The act of a guy dipping his dick in the sand and feeding it to an unsuspecting bitch. NASTY!

Tony: Yo bitch, I'm about to Tokyo Sand Blaster you!

by Applebee's23 December 8, 2010

Fupa Blaster

When the fatter upper puss area, also known as the "fupa", is filled with oozing, yellow juices (jizz). The pressure inside the fupa becomes so great and erotic that the jizz has to "cum". The fupa juice is expelled from the large twat/cooter in a blast-like manner. This is known as a fupa blaster, commonly seen in prostitutes and whore-like girls.

Damn! That trick has a niceee fupa blaster. I wonder how far it can shoot?

by billie cum jean July 1, 2011

Face-blaster

Someone who relentlessly pounds facebook with lots of photos, groups, and pointless statuses, often in an effort to seem popular.

A Faceblaster is usually a decent looking but slightly obnoxious teenage girl. They often like statuses when it doesnt make sense. Leave comments like "i loooove u girl!!!" and other meaningless comments on thier friends walls.

"That chick Keely is a Face-blaster"
"Deffinitely, i bet she added 3 new photo albums just this week!!"

by deurf February 4, 2010

basted

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

by fugnug January 5, 2009

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005