fooking.avocados5

the coolest person out there and the most sexiest of all. people normally see them and think "DAYUM I WANT THAT IN MY BED 2NITE"

fooking.avocados5 is here? GET THAT UNDER MA SHEETS"

by anonymous June 3, 2021

Russian avos'

(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.

1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."

by nadimka January 9, 2022

National Avoid Herbert Day

April 26 just whatever you do avoid Herbert

Thank god todays national avoid Herbert day, we no longer have to listen to his bullshit

by This Name Is Not Available April 26, 2022

Ferocious avocados

A tower se fence game about killing avocados and destroying the avocado tree to bring peace back to your world.

Man, Ferocious Avocados is the best game in the world and you should play it right now on itch.io and gamejolt!

by EnergyPumpkin May 16, 2022

Fresh Avocado

good avocado from a tree

YO you like fresh Avocado?

by dinopoker _nows_best May 28, 2022

sidewards avocado cap

same as cap, it means lie or

my mom: im younger than you
me: thats sidewards avocado cap

by misssophcupcake June 24, 2022

Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022