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drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.
Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son
by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018
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Australian custard

Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.
"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"
by grumble bundle November 1, 2020
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Australian Joey

The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.
1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!
by spriggan. September 13, 2023
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he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit
by wsdfibg;ewrgewiluyy August 1, 2023
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australian max nsw

maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck

usually have orange blondish hair

also has a high chance of living in nsw australia

on the east coast

in the shoalhaven reigon

and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
bro that kid at school is a max

yea hes soo fucking hot

australian max nsw
by jackieboiamericaatlantis June 14, 2022
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Australian Mullet

Like a mullet but down under. Business in the front, party in the back. To do it shave everything in the front pubis area above the lower base of the penis or clitoris. Leave everything lower to grow wild and free.
Since I learned about the Australian Mullet it's the only way I wear my hair "down there". It is very low maintenance but not a wild do nothing bush. It shows a bit of effort but no risk in cutting any of the extra sensitive bits for either of the sexes.
by troyboy4life March 17, 2024
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Temporary Australian

Temporary Australians is a definition that refers to an Australian who drives a motorcycle as a means of transportation.
Some guy driving a motorcycle
Other guy: “you see that guy there, he’s what we refer to as a temporary Australian
by TheFlameNinja June 13, 2025
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