When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.
by Cactus Cat November 21, 2024
by DSRPHASWEIRD May 13, 2019
to bang your girlfriend in the ass and right before cumming, bounce together like two motherfucking bodies of kangaroo all over the bed then cumming.
Last night, Sheila and Ricky were screaming, making crashing sounds as Sheila was given the Australian Whoopass from Ricky.
by Snoresville March 03, 2016
he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
by wsdfibg;ewrgewiluyy August 01, 2023
Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian
by YVHarder August 10, 2021
American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"
Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"
Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"
by Scomo's mum January 26, 2020
Like a mullet but down under. Business in the front, party in the back. To do it shave everything in the front pubis area above the lower base of the penis or clitoris. Leave everything lower to grow wild and free.
Since I learned about the Australian Mullet it's the only way I wear my hair "down there". It is very low maintenance but not a wild do nothing bush. It shows a bit of effort but no risk in cutting any of the extra sensitive bits for either of the sexes.
by troyboy4life March 17, 2024