Fake friend

Someone who rejected you
Someone who is jealous of you
Someone who only comes up when they need something from you

Someone that trys to avoid you
Someone that doesn’t care if you feel bad

Someone that wants you to get the f away from them
Someone who is mean to you or makes fun of you

Someone that uses you to fit in or impress they’re other friend

Someone who is trying to use you to act cool

A friend
A friend is someone who is kind caring cool and outgoing. They are always there when you need them the most. They don’t care what you do they still forgive you
They like you and is always there to help you.
Ramma: sits down chair

Fake friend: moves seats trying to avoid her

Ramma: hey how are you doing
Fake friend:.....
by ♥️Panzo♥️ May 10, 2019
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Friend Custody

When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.
Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?

Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
by thebetterfriend2 March 20, 2010
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Gremlin friend

A friend who has no sleep schedule yet loves sleep, collects everything they find on the ground and probably has horrific mental health.
*pile of blankets moves*
Don’t mind that its just the gremlin friend. Throw them some pocky and they will not fight you.
by Leduckyboi January 25, 2021
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just a friend

Tony? Oh, he's just a friend.
by bumbleclot May 19, 2009
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non-friend

A person that has not yet been elevated to friend status, either in real life or in facebook. A non-friend is usually met through mutual friends.
My friend Lally is dating a non-friend.
by vgv October 19, 2009
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benefit friend

1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved

2. The hand that you use to masturbate
What will happen to your benefit friend when you get married?

It will probably get a lot more use.
by ray of light February 18, 2011
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Asking for a friend

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.
What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?
by ZenB22 November 02, 2018
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