dead as a missing schoolgirl 

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

dead as a missing schoolgirl by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Do as your boyfriend says day

You do anything you boyfriend asks or says for the whole day, to corporate male dominance

Do as your boyfriend says day: you do what your boyfriend ask or tells you

Do as your boyfriend says day by NewtonMon5terEn3 April 26, 2020

S.P.A.S. 

S.P.A.S.

Acronym for Small Penis Aggression Syndrome. A condition common in Central Europe and in the United States of America.

SYMPTOMS: The condition manifests in human males as aggressive positioning, displays of attempted superiority, and physical aggressiveness.
CAUSE: The condition is caused by males being born with undersized genetalia. This leads to social imbalance and a above normal drive for over compensation.
WARNING SIGNS: Small dick usaully accompanied my obsessive behaviours usually involving sports, firearms, or automobiles.
SEE ALSO: micropenis

FRIEND 1:John showed up to the club thinking he was a boss. Wouldn't shut up about how fast his truck is.
FRIEND 2: It's probably just S.P.A.S., all his exs say he is 2 inches.

S.P.A.S. by Syn(Tax) Error January 10, 2019

S.W.A.S 

Parody of SWAG, Acronym for (S)ecretly (W)e (A)re (S)was: SWAS. Results in an infinite looping acronym, causing fissures in reality.

Bill: Hey dude did you know Swag stands for secretly we are gay?
Bob: Yeah man thats the oldest trick in the book, but have you heard of S.W.A.S?
Bill: No?? What does it stand for?
Bob: Secretly we are S.W.A.S.
Bill: That makes no sense...What does S.W.A.S mean??
*Reality Collapses*

S.W.A.S by Sheeny_Weeney February 15, 2020

a.s.p (always stiff penis) 

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

a.s.p (always stiff penis) by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

Mad as a cut snake

Insane, disturbed, strange in the head

"He slept with the stripper and invited her to the wedding the next day. When he got there he drank all the cider, staggered up the aisle, then paused to light a cigarette during his vows. That cat is as mad as a cut snake"

Mad as a cut snake by dansemacarbe June 6, 2008

s.b.a.s 

S.B.A.S or (Sympathy Ball Ache Syndrome)
The moment when every guy in the surrounding area cringes and grabs his own balls after a horrific story involving the destruction of ones "manhood".
Also see Penis sympathy

Angie kicked Justin in the balls so hard everyone else felt them crunch. it was immediate S.B.A.S for the boys in the room.

s.b.a.s by Jesse Lagers December 29, 2007