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Alan

Guy who is most times cool but can also be racially motivated sometimes.
Alan is kinda cool
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Alan Carey

A gay person who would do anything with a pulse try’s to avoid the urge of turning around for a cheeky look.RO
by DRoRo February 4, 2019
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Alan

Alan is very lovable he tends to show Alot of affection and has to many ways to say I love you with his eyes. He hugs great and when he touches you, you feel chills run down your spine. He is Trilingual and siempre anda Bélico!! Has incredible facial features. Hair is amazing just to look at if you touch it you would die from softness. If he pulls you then you are lucky because he doesn't
"He pulled four hoes last night"

"He tapped my girl"

Alan is a goddess of love.
by Nicolendkate November 22, 2021
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Alan

Alan!!!
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Alan Chalmers

The winner of the Soccer 5th's Blue Best and Fairest Award and he is 4'2 and he's Burmese.
Person 1: Wow how short is that one story building
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall
by An Smarrt pearsun August 28, 2025
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Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

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Person 0: Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.
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Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023
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