This phrase refers to the act of inserting earthworms into the vagina and then having sexual intercourse. The cool, crawling worms provide tremendous stimulation for both partners.
During rough sexual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. This sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the vagina with a spoon, or put on crackers. Note: Alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the vagina.
After slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. Whole worms retreived from the vagina after slow, gentle sex can be added to tequila shots.
Alabamians from Wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers
If an earthworm happens to crawl out of the vagina and see its shadow, the couple will have bad sex for six weeks.
Alabamians from Prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers
Alabamians from Chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.
During rough sexual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. This sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the vagina with a spoon, or put on crackers. Note: Alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the vagina.
After slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. Whole worms retreived from the vagina after slow, gentle sex can be added to tequila shots.
Alabamians from Wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers
If an earthworm happens to crawl out of the vagina and see its shadow, the couple will have bad sex for six weeks.
Alabamians from Prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers
Alabamians from Chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.
My hoe likes night crawlers in her Alabama Worm Farm, but I prefer pink wigglers. We both compromise and use medium sized red worms and that is what true love is all about.
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Last night i took a huge shit and it wouldnt let go ... I did the Alabama Crab Dangler and it fell right out.
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The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
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You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU
SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU
SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
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The University of Alabama cheer: "Ramma Jamma Belly Hamma Row Tah Row! Nah less play sum foot bawl!"
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