Rubber Malet

A simple but frail, portugee from Kalaheo hills on Kauai with the homoness of Elijah.

Hey you Rubber malet! Come ova hea

by Pale Haole March 7, 2022

Rubber Sock

condom. What else?

"Brad, use a rubber sock!"

by Stabbshroom June 6, 2023

Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.

She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.

by UBP55 May 31, 2023

rubber tug

When jerk off your ballsack rather than jerking off your schlong

That rubber tug hurt my testiclads

by Longandhairyhard2carry January 8, 2017

Rubber daddy

A daddy made of rubber

"When you see your dildo and you think.... rubber daddy"

by Dri lil December 19, 2020

rubber luck

rubber luck is a term used to ascribe a condition of circumstance whereby an individual alternately seems to have alternately remarkable good and exceptionally bad fortune.

"I never seen anyone with such rubber luck. Yesterday he was filling out insurance forms to cover his house fire, today he went to the assayer's office with a fifteen pound gold nugget he found when his jeep got run off the road into the creek."

by Coz the Shroom November 22, 2013

A spaghetti of rubber bands

When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place

In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands

by TheTestSubjec0 February 9, 2023