heck yourself 

heck yourself

The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere.

Man: I hate you
Me: go heck yourself

Man: what is that???
Me:The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere

heck yourself by Genji-memes January 30, 2017

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 

When someone lives a great life and helps others, hence is a hero, however as time passes they are corrupted for whatever reason, and live long enough to become the villain. This change is inevitable for most heroes, unless they take the opportunity to die a hero earlier (or quit the business of being a hero, as its suggested bruce wayne was trying to in the dark knight rises' end)

Quote by Harvey Dent in Batman The Dark Knight

Darren the legend went to get some us some underage beer with their fake id, but got busted and ended up snitching on us to the feds.

I guess it's true, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain, jeoffrey said in his prison cell of 25 years.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain by Def_A_Legit_Source May 23, 2020

go fuck yourself 

If you need to look this up, you should try this sometime.

Tony: Go fuck yourself Steve, not my girlfriend!
Steve: What does go fuck yourself mean?
Tony: Do it douchebag.

go fuck yourself by That_guy_over_there_42 July 10, 2014

gorsitch yourself 

untimely death. self inflicted and painful
from psych

chad realized he really was worth nothing in this world, so he gorsitched himself

you suck, just gorsitch yourself

gorsitch yourself by gormdog March 13, 2010

Dicking yourself into a hole 

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

Dicking yourself into a hole by fancywench February 14, 2012

Bucket Yourself 

The act of eating an entire bucket of KFC, alone.

I peered in the window of her basement apartment to see her sitting naked on her couch, in tears, Bucketing Herself like a pelican trying to swallow a fish! -Bucket Yourself

Bucket Yourself by TaleBone October 27, 2012

Griffin' yourself 

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.

Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!

Griffin' yourself by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014