jacking yourself off

a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.

Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 29, 2006

Savannah Finger Yourself

When a Savannah Begining with the last name of 'M OR R' fingers herself.
Most Tom's or Richards or Garrys want to finger her.

She does it 3 to 4 times a day.
Most Savannah's do it.
If you know a Savannah that doesnt. Finsger her or tell her to contact me at: 045968449.

Woah its a Savannah

How many times do you think she fingers herself?

I dunno but shes pretty Hot.

Savannah Finger Yourself Now.

Okay.

by Just helping Mark December 14, 2010

go fuck yourself

If you need to look this up, you should try this sometime.

Tony: Go fuck yourself Steve, not my girlfriend!
Steve: What does go fuck yourself mean?
Tony: Do it douchebag.

by That_guy_over_there_42 July 11, 2014

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 03, 2020

Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench January 25, 2012

let yourself off

To nut; an action you can do late at night to calm yourself down to sleep! let yourself off

I tell my friends when they can’t sleep to let themselves off by saying, “just let yourself off and you’ll fall fast asleep”

by Gerry rigged August 03, 2020

love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020