Wood burner

High speed male masturbation

I am going to stay home and wood burn.

He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.

by Wood burn February 27, 2018

Spark this wood

When to or more people enjoy a blunt together

Hey man i'm about to spark this wood and take a flight to Boston right after.

by LiftWeightDoMuayThai December 17, 2010

wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

Baylee Wood

Hes a fat mother fucker,that is gay,and has a crush on Ms.Welch.Ms.Welch is a teacher,and Baylee is only 13.He loves sucking his pe-pe.

My friend is a Baylee Wood.

by @abruptcheetah February 25, 2020

solid wood

Eric M

that mfka E a solid wood

by NOAB June 30, 2022

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.

1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."

by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009