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watchale

1. exc. watch out (presumably for some inadvertent calamity) 2. exc. watch (yourself) 3. exc. to indicate something unique or beautiful that needs attention drawn to it.
1. "Watchale! There's a big pile of dog excrament on the flooor!"
2. "Esmerelda told Vicente 'Watchale!' when Vicente inadvertendly bumped her during P.E. 3a. "Watchale! Look at that man's head explode in DEATH MARCH 7" 3b "Edgar shouted 'Watchale!' to his friends when Mariana walked by."
by Richard Ziegelmann December 12, 2008
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Chav Watcher

Just as Bill Oddie may like to observe his Wood Pecker oscillating in and out of a large hole from time to time, I like to view, from a distance at least, the segregated subgroup of desperate humanity that we like to call Chavs. As if you hadn’t already guessed from my pessimistic drones, I dislike chavs with an unceasing hatred, but at times I find them utterly hilarious. When I can, I often watch the humble and increasingly prevalent migration of the Chavs to their local off-licence, where, with a few pence between them, they manage to rustle up about 10 gallons of finest Aldi own-brand cider, and this, with their vastly theatrical habits, beckons giant amounts of predominantly patronising hilarity.

Even funnier than watching a 13 year old chav trying to buy alcohol is watching a 13 year old chav trying to drink it. Yes, we've all had a couple of under-age beverages, but never to the extent of the Chav. Walking around Peterborough, for instance, at about 3 in the morning, you find yourself confusing the amassed collection of collapsed Chavs with street furniture. My friend, for example, thought that one young fellow was actually a bench, and sat on him. (What I was doing at Peterborough at 3 AM, I'm not entirely sure).

Finding a group of Chavs is easy; all you have to do is look in a park. Walk around, and you'll know you've found a chav when he pulls a knife on you and asks if you've got any nail varnish so he can get high off of it. A white tracksuit is a dead give-away, and you can always see them in the dark because of all of the glowing fags that hover about four-feet off the ground. Rest assured, chavs aren’t actually damaging their lungs with these cigarettes, it’s just to make them look really, really cool. (Detect the sarcasm there?) Chavettes are easily identified because they will be wearing a lurid, metallic looking pink Puffa jacket, and will be wearing hooped earrings, that, I am reliably informed, ‘you could hang a parrot on’. Argos bling is also a dead-cert, however that ‘gold’ chain is in reality off of an old motorbike, and they’ve tinted it using paint bought from the Early Learning Centre.

Listening to a chav conversation, I wonder how many words are actually in a Chav's vocabulary. "Fuck", we can presume, features heavily in it, as well as other hilariously patronising ‘expletives’ like "Cock", "Gay", and "Fuck-me-fuck-the-lot-o-ya!" (that, I am assured by a Chav I had the unluckiness of meeting in Peterborough, is actually a single word). Other words which Chavs use as much as these smirk inducing creations include "Mum", "Yur'mum", (which they somehow manage to transform into a single word), and "Innit", which unless you are talking about an old lady's purse, is the least likely place your going to find a male Chav.

Overall then, being a chav watcher is great. Being a Chav, however, isn't.

Its d’ fuckin trufe, innit!
I'm a chav watcher, not a bird watcher. That said, I occasionally like to watch birds.

Q.What do you call 16 chavs in a mini?
A.Innit
by Becky Barnett September 17, 2008
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Pocket watching

As used by migos and other trap stars pocket watching is when somebody else is worried about your funds
them: "peep her red bottoms, I wonder how much she make".
Me:"why you pocket watching?"
by WhoDatBe🔌 July 19, 2017
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throwing watch

A throwing watch is a watch that is cheap and good for nothing. It is assumed that the watch will return after it has been thrown, when in reality that would be a boomerang- not a wrist watch.
Peter please hold onto and take care of my vintage watch, it is NOT a throwing watch.
by Dr.Krieger March 6, 2017
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Witchka

A newly coined technical term, first created by singer S.J. Tucker. Witchka is the 16-year-old Babygoth in her fishnets and big black boots who just bought her first Book of Shadows and is now going to rule the world.
Well, my daughter just got her first official BOS, and she's a complete and utter Witchka...
by Rabbit Stobbs June 21, 2011
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Whales and Witches

Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?

Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches
by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011
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Watch your langwing

The thing stupid people say to someone that curses. Referenced in one of jacks film's videos
F.ck that.
Hey! Watch your langwing!
by Lost_in_translation September 9, 2016
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