whale shlong

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.

by hazel:) January 10, 2010

whale kisser

Its the sister of a tree hugger.

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.

by Michael Geico February 2, 2010

Whale Tater

A gross and quite large sea mammal that smells of fish and/or vagina. The stench could also be compared to potatoes that have been chopped up and sitting in water for a few days. Thus the name "Whale Tater".
When encountering the beast always have at least 2 harpoons at hand for safety reasons.
Also remember to wear nose plugs when around it for the stench can be suffocating.
It inhabits in America and can be smelled a few meters away.

I saw whale tater at the library the other day,she indeed got bigger and more smelly.

by Trolo Umad May 21, 2011

Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."

by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013

whale patty

A loose vagina. A girl with a loose vagina

Man you trying to go to the club and catch us some whale patty?!

by Funnyladyinok November 14, 2013

whale shart

High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd

Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.

by kriegmann January 3, 2015

whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015