The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

Ultimate Dining Card

The ultimate dining card is a variety of gift cards you can use for specific restaurants like swiss chalet, the burgers preist, east side marios and more

Wanna get an ultimate dining card?
Sure! im planning on getting one

by Urban_Wiki August 2, 2023

Ultimate Mongoli

A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.

Abed is mongoli af, but he will never be the “Ultimate Mongoli” .

by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023

ultimate bottom

when you're wearing a collar at all times.

June wears an actual dog collar at all times, so she's the ultimate bottom in her relationships

by hypolimnion August 30, 2023

Ultimate Girlboss

VladTheInhaler on Discord and Valorant

1. Man, that VladTheInhaler guy is the Ultimate girlboss.

2. For real for real

by FoolishKeys September 23, 2023

The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...

Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"

by Hym Iam September 30, 2023

Ultimate Good Bro

That bro you can always count on at anytime, he never disappoints.

I partnered with Rukumbira Tonny Blair because he is an ultimate good bro.

by rukbro December 1, 2021