Meat Turban

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.

"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"

by JustG3RM April 15, 2024

the TUFAWUN

Invented by known J*w Zachariah "TUFAWAN" Reitano (retardo), this unique product often appears on Kenny Burrell guitar backing tracks from the internet. As the name entails the TUFUWAN begiven the user special abilities such as: 36 hours of enhanced performance. It pairs nicely with movements such as "The Four Limbed Jungle Pumper". For maximum effect, there should be two for each person, (2for1), of the TOOFUWAN, you can even take two at once (orally and anally) for four times the effect, also colloquially known as the FOFAWAN.

Isaak: "Hello Fellow J*w Zachariah "TUFAWAN" Reitano (retardo)!"

Zachariah "TUFAWAN" Reitano (retardo): "Ro Sparks: Rapid Dissolving 2-in-1 ED Medication (Sildenafil + Tadalafil) ro.co"

Dylan: "why does my ass hurt"

Nick: "I took the TUFAWON"

Dylan: "Oh bet, lets run the FOFAWON and perform The Four Limbed Jungle Pumper."

Known J*w Zachariah "TUFAWAN" Reitano (retardo): "Dibs on being the pumper!!"
the TUFAWUN

by anonymous August 31, 2025

Topsy-turban

When a transport truck flips over on the highway.

"Wow did you see the accident on the highway? A transport truck flipped over, topsy-turban!"

by anonymous October 29, 2025

surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

by electroweak November 7, 2009

surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018