turn up juice

Alcohol, cough syrup, or any other drinkable item used to feel some type of way

It's almost New Year's so we need to get a buncha turn up juice and throw a party.

by BlackHawk7 January 29, 2014

turpey thigh

Widely contested as the region from buttocks to ankle, or lower calf muscle, the turpey thigh. Strong and stout, clean, smooth lines of muscler formations. Viewed in many cultures as the most important part of a women, usually upper echelon and wealthy.

Mm mm mmmmm... look at those turpey thighs... damn!

by turpey_lovin_fool January 30, 2015

Turbowanker

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible

Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"

by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015

turcrabtopus

Turcrabtopus is a special holiday dish, a spin on the traditional Turducken. Turcrabtopus is made up of turkey which is stuffed with an octopus which all of it sits on a set of crab legs. Turcrabtopus can be made with bacon layered on top because 'Murica. Plenty of images can be found on the internet but because the name hasn't been official, you may have to search by keywords "turkey crab octopus".

Would anyone like a slice of turcrabtopus?

by Dniedacess February 4, 2016

Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016

Turd diverter

The Y-Shaped device in an airplane used for the directional evacuation of turd flow.

Aaron grabbed the turd diverter to avoid ramp trout.

by LavatorySpecialist December 1, 2016