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Zombie Math Titles

Out-of-print math titles whose covers, contents, or creators the present generation could still remember, because when they were students, teachers, or parents, these wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly books had positively impacted their mathematical learning or teaching, which were unsurprisingly bestsellers of their day.
Singapore’s zombie math titles of yesteryear like Fabian Ng’s “Process Skills in Problem Solving,” Dr Y H Leong’s “Challenging Problems in Mathematics,” and K C Yan’s “Mathematical Quickies & Trickies” had not only differentiated themselves from the sea of canned drill-and-kill titles, but they have since become an integral part of the local math education culture.
by Fasters February 5, 2022
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Turtle

A beautiful, awesome girl who is your best friend and is always by your side. Turtles demonstrate excessive cuteness and happiness that fills your heart with joy. They also possess a beautiful ass. Frequently, Turtles have a stupid, short-tempered friend who takes their friendship for granted, but the Turtle forgives him with no remorse because of her angelic heart.
She's not just my best friend. She's my Turtle.
by TechTuna July 17, 2011
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turtle

Condition in which a portion of feces has passed just beyond the anal sphincter.

See also turtle head
Dude I have to shit so bad, i am having a turtle
by Andrew Lochhead May 23, 2005
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Drunk Turtle

after a long night of doggy style, the handsom male ejaculates on the drunken girls back. then she proceeds to role over onto her back and pass out. the next day she wakes up, to find herself stuck to the sheets. but not all the sheets, just the bottom one. the Drunk Turtle is similar to the superman, except the superman is with the top sheet.
example 1.

Steve: hey jeff, did you hear that Max gave Nicole the Drunk Turtle the other night?
Jeff: no way man, that is the cats pajamas, i love to give girls the Drunk Turtle
Steve: yeah man, we should go find some bitches and drunk turtle them as well.

Example 2

Anthony: listen bitch, i'm only gonna tell you this once. Either i get to give you the Drunk Turtle, or you don't get the fuck me. you can however make me a sandwhich! actually i don't want a sandwhich, i just want to give you the drunk turtle!

Bitch: :) ok i love when guys cum on my back and then i pass out, it is super not degrading and i tell my parents all about it. it's the best thing since sliced bread.
by Gorman Green Man September 22, 2011
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mud turtle

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.
by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006
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Turtle Skirt

A skirt that is so short that when she bends over, you can see her snapper
her cooch was showing because of her turtle skirt
by yup August 12, 2004
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turtle mouth

A half cocked jaw. To give someone a look of disgust. Resembling a confused turtle about to gasp for air.
Sir McNutley gave me a turtlemouth when I told him King Longshanks would not succumb to his advances. Even after offering 10 Shillings.
by Brentus August 23, 2005
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