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thoughts and prayers

The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.

This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.

Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.
"Did you hear? Some kids got shot at school today! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"
by fire breathing sarcasm June 7, 2018
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tough titty

You got a D on your math quiz? Tough titty.
by Anonymous  May 16, 2009
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Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.
Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.
by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009
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toughness

When something has toughness, it is to tough to be broken.
The table had so much toughness the bomb did not give it a scratch.
by The Danish Bear November 21, 2013
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Tough toenails

A remark made when someone needs to move along, or to disregard an insignificant setback.
Jack: I got a 97 on my final, I'm so mad!

Beth: Tough toenails. You need to put on your big boy pants and get over it.
by da smartist mann aliffe June 16, 2016
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kissing through the phone

Its when a couple that is too far away yo actually kiss make smooching noises on the phone with each other
Girl hey I miss u
Boy. Miss you too
Girl I really want a kiss
Boy me too why don't we start kissing through the phone
Girl sure
*smooches smooches *

Boy feel better?
Girl I guess
by darthvaderprincess April 19, 2014
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ive been through worse

Geoff Dolle's personal motto and life story.
Trust me. Hes been through more shit than you
Idiot: Man I broke my leg
Geoff: Fuck you! Ive been through worse!
Idiot: How?
Geoff: Man! I broke my mothafuckin collabone! Shit!
by Diagonal Dog April 29, 2009
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