Troped

To fall, destroy, make less, ruin.

Dude, you just troped your dankies! (see: dankies)

by J Begg January 29, 2005

Semen Torpedo

When a person, most often a girl, is shrunk in size, and swallowed by a man. The girl then must waits til the man ejaculates and then shoots out of his penis, soaring across the room.

Fuck i just had a Semen Torpedo last night

by damnthatbitchisugly January 23, 2009

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Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!

Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.

by Mallate April 12, 2005

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

Toned

To be: made love to, fucked, or screwed. This pertains to the literal sense as well as the proverbial sense.

Oh man...I was really drunk last night and these two guys double-toned me.

Dude, I got toned by the physics exam today.

by xAfricanx October 27, 2006

Topeka Destroyer

when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.

She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer

by decay 66 April 9, 2003

Topend

During or after sexual intercourse, while your "partner" is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

Second definition:
While having sex in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go ass over tea kettle.

Topended:
Becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. Getting "topended" into a moped will surely require stitches'.

Topending:
Marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn't suppose to jump with the other skydivers. However, "topending" is what she received from a randy instructor. Thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with orgasms.

Topend:
Not being one to consider the needs of others, Bob would often "topend" his partner as soon as he busted a nut.

by Taco_Exchange and Monkey King March 3, 2009