A new trend invented by a middle school in britain, which is
two words a person usually shouts when squirting someone with water. Usually in a corridor, a classroom (when a teacher isn't looking), a toliet or a playground.
Equipment Needed:
A Full Water Bottle, with a twist-off cap.
A Compass (or any, small sharp point.)
To perform a 'Tom Burgess', you fill your bottle with water, screw on the lid, pierce the middle of the lid with a compass, to make a small hole in the middle.
Hide somewhere random, like behind a bush or in a toliet cubicle.
Select your victim, leapt out of your hiding place holding the bottle and screaming 'TOM BURGEEEEES' while squeezing the bottle so water shoots out the tiny hole, drenching them with water. Aim for the crotch area, to make it look like they've wet themselves.
Tom Burgess is also a character from Antony Horowitzes non-fictional childrens sci-fi thriller novel, 'Ravens Gate'. He is a farmer who got killed mysterious in the story.
Nobody knows why 'TOM BURGEEEES' is shouted when performing this stunt, but its pretty funny.
two words a person usually shouts when squirting someone with water. Usually in a corridor, a classroom (when a teacher isn't looking), a toliet or a playground.
Equipment Needed:
A Full Water Bottle, with a twist-off cap.
A Compass (or any, small sharp point.)
To perform a 'Tom Burgess', you fill your bottle with water, screw on the lid, pierce the middle of the lid with a compass, to make a small hole in the middle.
Hide somewhere random, like behind a bush or in a toliet cubicle.
Select your victim, leapt out of your hiding place holding the bottle and screaming 'TOM BURGEEEEES' while squeezing the bottle so water shoots out the tiny hole, drenching them with water. Aim for the crotch area, to make it look like they've wet themselves.
Tom Burgess is also a character from Antony Horowitzes non-fictional childrens sci-fi thriller novel, 'Ravens Gate'. He is a farmer who got killed mysterious in the story.
Nobody knows why 'TOM BURGEEEES' is shouted when performing this stunt, but its pretty funny.
Boy1: Harry just went up to me and squirted water all over me, and shouted 'TOM BURGEESSS'.
Boy2: AHAHAHAH you just got Tom Burgessed!
Boy2: AHAHAHAH you just got Tom Burgessed!
by Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 27, 2009
Get the Tom Burgessmug. Someone who uses elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.
The attempted use of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.
Or the succesful attempt of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.
The attempted use of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.
Or the succesful attempt of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.
Tony not only talked his way out the parking ticket, he got the meter maid's phone number. The guy is such a Tom Sawyer.
Larry tried to Tom Sawyer his way through the interview, but just couldn't keep his facts straight.
Larry tried to Tom Sawyer his way through the interview, but just couldn't keep his facts straight.
by Andrew Mullen December 27, 2008
Get the Tom Sawyermug. The red gumball machine robot on the cult classic television show, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999). He makes most of the comments that have deep meaning, being built with a philosophical side.
by Tuvoc Esuoheci January 17, 2007
Get the Tom Servomug. by BiggityBoy June 6, 2018
Get the Tom Hollandmug. by cornfields December 27, 2004
Get the Tom Dumontmug. A BEAUTIFUL human being who needs to be protected at ALL COSTS. He is a BRITISH smol bean who plays an AMERICAN young Peter Parker. He's birthday is on June 1st and he has an amazing and loving dog named Tessa. Tom Holland is an inspiration to all and did I mention beautiful???
by Goober the loser February 21, 2019
Get the Tom Hollandmug. 1) Slang term for someone who believes all medicine should be avoided and only natural remedies should be used.
2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.
3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.
2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.
3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.
1) Don't go all Tom Cruise on me now; take some asprin for your headace.
2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!
3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.
2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!
3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.
by TiEmmeS April 8, 2006
Get the Tom Cruisemug.