Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

toaster traitor

a person who betrays toasters

jerry, why did you destroy our toaster? you are a toaster traitor!

by crimeraaa July 24, 2022

Toaster

Someone who cooks people.

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."

by Fifilicious September 28, 2020

low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.

I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.

by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024

Toaster

To be a fan of and or listening to “The Toast” every morning. To know what is the Turdy Lou.

Are you a toaster? Yes I am…Turdy

by Stassilynn October 5, 2023

2 slice toaster

a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?

I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster

by MarthaDonut April 18, 2017

Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum

My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him

by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025