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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
mugGet the Brazilian Toastermug.

toaster traitor

a person who betrays toasters
jerry, why did you destroy our toaster? you are a toaster traitor!
by crimeraaa July 24, 2022
mugGet the toaster traitormug.

Toaster

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."
by Fifilicious September 28, 2020
mugGet the Toastermug.

low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.
I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.
by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024
mugGet the low down dirty toastermug.

Toaster

To be a fan of and or listening to “The Toast” every morning. To know what is the Turdy Lou.
Are you a toaster? Yes I amTurdy
by Stassilynn October 5, 2023
mugGet the Toastermug.

2 slice toaster

a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?
I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster
by MarthaDonut April 18, 2017
mugGet the 2 slice toastermug.

Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum
My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him
by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025
mugGet the Glazed toaster strudelmug.

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