Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.

Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.

by ThrobbyDobby420 April 10, 2023

Dry Docking

Intercourse between a male and a post-op m to f tranny.

Do you hear about Paul and Diane, she just had her surgery now they’ll only be dry docking.

by Topherton87 May 13, 2023

Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.

Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.

by blijekarper March 29, 2020

Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.

After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.

by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020

Ciggy dock

The very intimate and intense act of lightning a friend's cigarette with the end of your, already lit, cigarette. Akin to the sex act of docking

Friend 1: Hey, I don't have a lighter will you ciggy dock with me?
Friend 2: sure thing, homie!

by Z8GND5296 April 14, 2020

Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.

Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.

by Bozmund April 16, 2020

Sent to the docks

wannabee roadman slang for being deported. Usually used in the country where teenagers think they’re hard

Jack: what happened to Mickey? Did he get booked
Tommy: no, mans got sent to the docks

by Soothouse February 25, 2020