A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
by Brever February 22, 2019
Get the Crank Ratsmug. A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
by StickCranker March 7, 2024
Get the cranking stickmug. The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
Get the Crankingmug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Crank《¤》crAnk《¤》cranK《¤》mug. My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence
by Syateks November 7, 2023
Get the Anne Crankmug. by Kayakayak January 26, 2019
Get the Crank a yankeemug. by Body Mechanic November 21, 2019
Get the Crank Musicmug.