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Sonic The Hedgehog

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.
Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.
by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024
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Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by Elixman May 26, 2022
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Sonic the Hedgehog

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022
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The Super Sonic

The type of sex where you give your girl (or man) a very big nut. Can be enhanced by yelling "SUPER SONIC SPEED"
Charlie: Yo dude I gave Laura The Super Sonic last night.
Percy: How was it?
Charlie: She liked it so much she wanted another one. Sucks when you got a big cummy.
by NotSoMaximus October 21, 2019
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Sonic Passion

Sonic Passion (also called Sonic Passion forum) was the first gameophilia (robophilia)/toonophilia oriented forum on the internet.

Sonic Passion is the most extreme forum about virtual reality that ever been created. Sonic Passion is a place where people can talk about their love and sexual attraction toward video game and anime/cartoon characters.

Human/virtual marriages are performed alswel. Sonic Passion was founded in October 8th 2004.

The name "Sonic Passion" was found by the admin because she was in love with Sonic the Hedgahog.

See also: an zoopedophile, an deranged furry, Sonicfag, Chris Chan's Sister's favourite website
Long live Sonic Passion! Robophiles rule the world!

Logical person: Dude, just go touch some grass or get laid.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? May 12, 2023
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Sonic Spinner

redemption arcade game released by Sega in 2007. It allows those who win to collect tickets. It came in two cabinet variations: the first being for any location and the other specially made for Chuck E. Cheese outlets. And The gameplay has the player press a button to stop the spinner, with the aim of making the spinner land on a high ticket payout. There are three settings that affect the games payout percentage; the Coins-per-Credit setting, Prize Dial setting, and the Skill Level setting.

The Coins-per-Credit setting determines the number of coins that have to be inserted before a single play is initiated. Sonic Spinner can be set from one to nine coins per single play, with the default setting being one coin per play. Sonic Spinner ships with three unique prize dials so the operators are able to get close to their desired ticket payout. Operators can then tune the payout amount by adjusting the skill level. The skill level has nine increments, with the skill settings having a significant effect on the average ticket payout.
Boy: Can I have a token to Play The Sonic Spinner Please

Mom: ok
by Your bob September 1, 2022
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Sonic Spinball Options Menu

The most crusty song ever made by man, it's like biting tinfoil, but 10x worse.
Person 1: Man I want to feel the sharpness of a knife in a .mp3 format!
Person 2: Go check Sonic Spinball Options Menu, it rocks.
by Segasmashpack June 16, 2025
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