3 definitions by Elixman

Eddie

loud man who scrams and has a depresso esprsso but is also a dumbass.

Yo i saw Eddie crying in the corner he was screaming fard and shid as loud as he could

by Elixman May 26, 2022

gorilla tag

a game where u are monke and monke chase you when u get touched by other lava monke u are lava monke and are it.

i love gorilla tag. "MONKE MONKE MONKE "(said a wise monke called jmancurly)

by Elixman February 14, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Sonic the hedgehog is a BITCHASS motherfucker

by Elixman May 26, 2022