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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?
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Pulling an Alan

Pulling an Alan is when somebody tells everyone a personal secret that no one is supposed to know just because you're in the wrong
" Well thats why you're pregnant"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"
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Alan

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Alan

Look it’s alan
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Alan

Alan is very lovable he tends to show Alot of affection and has to many ways to say I love you with his eyes. He hugs great and when he touches you, you feel chills run down your spine. He is Trilingual and siempre anda Bélico!! Has incredible facial features. Hair is amazing just to look at if you touch it you would die from softness. If he pulls you then you are lucky because he doesn't
"He pulled four hoes last night"

"He tapped my girl"

Alan is a goddess of love.
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Alan Chalmers

The winner of the Soccer 5th's Blue Best and Fairest Award and he is 4'2 and he's Burmese.
Person 1: Wow how short is that one story building
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall
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Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

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Person 0: Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.
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