Why was sister named Teresa? Mum likes Easter, so she was named Teresa, just rearrange the letters. And you were named Alan.
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Get the Alan mug.A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
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I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.
When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.
When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.
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Person 1: Wow how short is that one story building
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall
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Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
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