anal tactile awareness

The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.

"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

tacticool

term used to describe war games like the Metal Gear Solid and/or Call of Duty series (esp. Modern Warfare 2) that make the game's players think that they are battle-hardened warriors when, in reality, they are just punk kids/30-year-olds who live with their parents and are too fat/lazy/stupid to enlist

13-yr-old camping in Modern Warfare 2: "OMFG I am so l33t, I am part of Task Force 141!"

Average player (who realizes it's just a game), planting a C4 charge behind the camper: "Wow you are really being tacticool."

13-yr-old: "What's that mean?"

Avg. player: "IT MEANS YOU SUCK DICK!" (Detonates C4 for the win, and gets to listen to teenager cry for his mommy)

by c deez nuts June 24, 2010

Awesome-tastic

Combination of the words Awesome and Fantastic.
Basically means that something is ‘fantastically awesome’ or ‘awesomely fantastic’.

""Oh wow, that is awesome-tastic!"

by *elle* November 12, 2008

Tactical Lodestar

The act of shooting loads on your girlfriends face in the dark whilst watching from birds eye view, wearing night vision goggles.

Yes bro, I used the Tactical Lodestar on her, just like black ops II

by OG Mudpipe September 8, 2018

bare-tastic

a word taken from bare (lots of very) and fantastic, just another wa to say "cool"

durr and melc are bare-tastic!

by clem February 17, 2005

MABF-Tastic

To be MABF-ful or to act like MABF.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, i didnt get a lead again!, i am soo much more talented than every one of thoses people"

Girl 2: "Shut up and stop acting like a MABF, im kidding, I really mean your acting simply MABF-Tastic"

by Get up and Shout September 24, 2007

tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off

His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off

by A guy who wants more words April 26, 2011