table

To be flatchested and have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018

domino table

a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot

damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!

by Alex January 5, 2004

They had Sex on the Crafting Table

Dream and George (dnf) starts

Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”

by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021

table tapper

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.

"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"

by ,Alice--x January 6, 2008

tabletop cumshot

when a gay couple are having sex and boyfriend 1 is prepared to cum all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.

Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"

by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011

Times Tables Rock Stars

Times Tables Rock Stars is a popular game which evolved in England and helps you learneed stupid times tables which no one cares about. Sorry rock heros.

I like Times Tables Rock Stars.

by Iamtotallynothuman November 12, 2019

table hawk

Person that has a 'hawk eye' for spotting the people with bottle service. Adept at spotting professional athletes or pseudo-celebrities from across a club, in hopes of getting into their VIP section for free drinks.

"Order 2 bottles of Cristal and the table hawks will soon be shimming their way to your table."

by Barmom January 14, 2009