Table Bitch

lowly weakling of the lunchroom table; the bitch who gets stuck taking up the whole table's trash

Tony, take up the garbage table bitch!

by BigBoi789 October 17, 2008

Tabeth

A word used in response to a shotgun. Tabeth can be used after a person says shotgun in order to win the shotgun off the person. Only if the person says "Shotgun no Tabeth" can tabeth not be used

guy 1: "Shotgun the front seat"
Guy 2: "Tabeth"
Guy 1: "damn"

by mdizzle88 January 31, 2010

table

To be flatchested and have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018

domino table

a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot

damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!

by Alex January 5, 2004

Dirty Tabetha

When you give your man a blow job while sticking your finger in your own booty hole, then take it out and put it in your man’s mouth.

Gf: I gave my boyfriend a dirty Tabetha last night.

by Angel cakes April 15, 2020

They had Sex on the Crafting Table

Dream and George (dnf) starts

Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”

by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021

tabletop cumshot

when a gay couple are having sex and boyfriend 1 is prepared to cum all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.

Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"

by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011