gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 12, 2015

Drama thief

A person who steal someone's drama

I stole his drama and his money, and his girl friend as well! he is now a loser. I am a bad drama thief!

by Goodchild May 14, 2015

box thief

a lesbian who hooks up with other peoples girlfriends, often used in the prison context.

"that bitch is shady, stealing everyone's meat, she a box thief"

by dreadhead22 January 3, 2016

queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

Piggy Thief

When you are railing a woman from behind and she is wearing a stocking tightly over her head and gripping it at her neck. You then proceed to violently pull the excess material toward yourself making her squeal as well as making her nose resemble a pig.

I heard Frank gave Debra a high quality piggy thief last night

by enigmacrog October 19, 2016

date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.

Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"

by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016

pocket thief

Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.

"The pocket thief stole that dead woman's ovaries!"

by Nicolle Burlington May 4, 2017