The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.
by FSPer October 12, 2019
Get the Woods’ lawmug. When a person remembers something so enjoyable and enthralling, from their past, that they proceed to develop a physical or spiritual erection. This phenomenon is known to induce strong feelings of euphoria and, on occassion, tight trousers.
I walked into Disneyland, witnessed the grandeur, and proceeded to hide immediately. Children should not witness a vigorous display of nostalgia wood.
My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.
My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.
by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 31, 2019
Get the Nostalgia Woodmug. Traveler: I was wondering what that hunting bow is made of?
Merchant: Meedle wood of course. Only the finest wood in all the lands
Merchant: Meedle wood of course. Only the finest wood in all the lands
by David_tater July 5, 2022
Get the Meedle Woodmug. “This girl gave me burnin’ wood last night after dinner, she made spicy curry and gave me a blow job afterwards, it burnt like hell”
by PapaSmurff69 November 2, 2021
Get the Burnin’ Woodmug. A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 8, 2015
Get the gutter woodmug. Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
by banananman November 1, 2023
Get the birch woodmug.