Science talent

A bunch of societal rejects on crack who may or may not be big brain.

did you hear that Joe is in science talent

by the societal reject February 17, 2022

Life Science Major

A Health Science Major Reject

(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)

Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*

Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.

by premed guru June 18, 2025

a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.

“Is this a holdup?”

“It’s a science experiment!”

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024

science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.

Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner

by arrogant-bastard July 10, 2016

Science

The result of a perception in which all naturally occurring phenomena will comply with each other in a discrete and static manner; (2) the process by which such phenomena are judged. See also: Scientific Method; (3) proof of such judgment; (4. v.) to take such judgment for granted, or, to apply it in practice.

1. "The sky is white!" "Well...Science says otherwise, for now."
2. "We used Science, e.g. verified the current hypothetical coefficients with reality."
3. Genetics provides a formal Science that supports the Theory of Evolution.
4. "Wanna build a robot?" "Fosho, let's science!"

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 21, 2017

Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.

There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done

“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
“Chaos, pure chaos.”

by weeser_ January 27, 2022