Swear

To curse or 'cuss'. Swears are considered inappropriate to use in public places, but are less offensive than other profanities. These 'bad words' are often referenced by pre-adolescents by their first letter (the 'f' word, the 's' word, even 'h-e-double-hockey-sticks').

I swore in the privacy of my room, and nobody was offended.

by Diggity Monkeez March 22, 2005

sweating sack

when your sweating so bad the only way to describe it, is refer to how much your balls are sweating

dude its so hot im sweating sack

by foxsman October 24, 2008

Sweaty Nuts Reed

A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.

"He pulled a sweaty nuts reed by going naked on the hot summer day"

by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 12, 2009

sweat wedgie

when you have so much sweat on or around your ass that is causes your boxers to go up your ass.

After I ran the mile, I was pulling on my ass because of a serious sweat wedgie

by katanagears October 29, 2009

Sweaty Squidward

You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)

Dude! Look Jared is giving Ethan a sweaty squidward!

by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010

Sweaty F Tard

Translates to "Sweaty Fuck Tard". Refers to an individual who produces an amount of sweat which is more than considered to be normal. Signs of a Sweaty F Tard will usually be noticeable sweat patches on the back, under the tits, face and underarms.

Look at that Sweaty F Tard. He' so sweaty.

by Captain McAwesome Junior November 14, 2010

sweatribution

In the unlikely event that one sits in a chair or upon an exercise ball, the surface of which is rubber, the resulting sweat stain that closely resembles a urination accident.

Trish: I HATE going to meetings in Carol's office. She won't turn on her A/C and we have to balance on those stupid exercise balls.

Teague: Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to suffer the sweatribution for watching yet another powerpoint about the difference between pixie sticks and fun dip.

by WonJillian June 7, 2011