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Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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Stewart

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by JediSkilz December 19, 2008
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rod stewart

Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.


Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003

And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!
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ball stew

When a girl is giving a blow job and goes to deep. She then proceeds to throw up all over the guys balls.
This bitch was sucking me off last night somethin proper, but I pushed her head down when I came and she made ball stew out of my piece.
by Jaunita Smith October 2, 2009
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Satan's Stew

Derivative of Satan's Teacup. Achieved by first fisting a chick's ass then puking into the newly formed vomit receptacle. Mostly an accidental occurrence, influenced by heavy drinking and the smell of freshly-fucked ass, sometimes manually induced to show real disdain for the chick.

see also Satan's Teacup, Satan's Casserole, Satan's Punchbowl, Satan's Gravy Dish
So I was gonna Satan's Teacup the bitch, but after those shots of Jager and the smell of that nasty cunt of hers combined with the pungent aroma of feces, I just couldn't take it and just as I pulled my second fist from her ass, I puked all over her ass, filling her gaping hole with puke, and hence the Satan's Stew was invented, man!
by BW, Guuder, B to the Z July 24, 2008
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Cooch Stew

When it's that awful time of the month this is a batch of what lands in your panties. ewww
Hey Bob! How bout a nice pot of some ol'cooche stew? Yum. Of course this would only come about if Bob wanted some sexin'....
by Menwa79 April 9, 2003
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A stebbo

A stebbo is a boy who thinks he is of ethnic origin but is really white middle class. He imitates the actions of his ganster idols from films such as 'menace 2 society' but to no avail as he is still outwardly soft as a rice pudding.
That boy is a stebbo
by james April 16, 2006
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