smelt the spoon
smelt the spoon by how did you find this October 20, 2021
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The Tactical Spoon
During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.
"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"
The Tactical Spoon by Mister. Phister March 9, 2022
Related Words
spoon • Spooning • spooners • spoony • spoon licker • spoontang • spoonerism • spoonman • spoonie • spoonguard
Arkansas Booty Spoon
Only perform this act during a harvest moon. The Amish folk must perform their corn ritual. The Amish elder will be paired up with the man with big tit, often times named Ian. Ian, who ate corn two days prior, will be on the receiving end of the booty spoon. The elder will grab the biggest ladle and proceed to fish out all the little corn flakes. Once Ian’s corn flakes are collected the elder will feed a 6 year old this mystery snack.
Arkansas Booty Spoon by Thirsty Steve September 5, 2022
kill me with a rusty spoon
when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"
LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kill me with a rusty spoon by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017
December 12 national lose a spoon day
Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime
You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it
December 12 national lose a spoon day by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019
Dirty Spoon Rest
Dirty Spoon Rest by The Taxedermist January 22, 2012