The Tactical Spoon

During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.

"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"

by Mister. Phister March 9, 2022

Arkansas Booty Spoon

Only perform this act during a harvest moon. The Amish folk must perform their corn ritual. The Amish elder will be paired up with the man with big tit, often times named Ian. Ian, who ate corn two days prior, will be on the receiving end of the booty spoon. The elder will grab the biggest ladle and proceed to fish out all the little corn flakes. Once Ian’s corn flakes are collected the elder will feed a 6 year old this mystery snack.

Damnnnn bro man with big tit, probably Ian, just got Arkansas Booty spooned. Ian is so lucky

by Thirsty Steve September 5, 2022

kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017

December 12 national lose a spoon day

Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime

You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it

by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019

Disco Spoon

A Disco Nap, or short refresher sleep before going out, that is taken by two or more people.

"We're wrecked, so me and the lady are just going to go have a disco spoon before we party, cool?"

by SafeAnth May 15, 2008

Dirty Spoon Rest

When a male is spooning with a female and drips pre-cum on her leg

I just wanted to spoon with him, and he ended up giving me a Dirty Spoon Rest.

by The Taxedermist January 22, 2012

nuclear spoon

A person who farts a lot in there sleep because they ate to much food off a spoon.

Jared went out for dinner and came home with a nuclear spoon.

by Anon Wanon June 3, 2016