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Muffin Slasher 

Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.
Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."

Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"

Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
Muffin Slasher by Wrong Button October 1, 2014
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bullseye splashback 

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...

Slashaholic 

A person (generally a female) who is addicted/obsessed to/with Slash
omg.. I'm such a Slashaholic
Slashaholic by meh April 16, 2005

Porno music slash comment time

What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.
Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...

splashback

A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.

Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Oh man, splashback! What the hell? That crap was tiny...
splashback by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006

splashguard 

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.
Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.
splashguard by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009
1. Genre of fanfiction involving pairing two male or female characters together; characters are commonly shown with a slash in between

2. Famous guitarist, whose major bands include Guns N Roses, Snakepit and Velvet Revolver

3. Action of cutting or slitting.

4. Character denoting "and" or "or"
1. A lot of people are interested in reading Harry/Draco slash

2. Slash is an amazing guitarist!

3. Did you see the slashes on her wrist? or He slashed the tires

4. Please allow your parent/guardian to sign this form
slash by Syin September 8, 2004