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Flying Spaghetti Monster

An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.

Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.

Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.
The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.

Go Spaghetti 

Function: Verb

1. to get out of hand
2. to go hard
3. to go wild
4. to give it your all
5. to put forth an overwhelming, generally unnecessary amount of effort and energy

Midwest alternative to terms such as hyphy or crunk. To go spaghetti is essentially to turn up or go ham.
Example 1: Yo, man. I've got a case, you tryina get spaghetti this Saturday?

Example 2: Man, there was so much energy at The Wonder Years show last night; everybody was going spaghetti.

Example 3: Yo, is that fool lookin' at my girl? I'm 'bout to go spaghetti on his ass.

cooked spaghetti 

The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.
Jim was not into Megan, he was cooked spaghetti.
cooked spaghetti by Danmaj April 21, 2014

Caveman Spaghetti 

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes
Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”

oooo spaghetti 

gabby: tyler, the creator is coming out with a new album on may 17th
frank: oooo spaghetti
oooo spaghetti by wang$ap May 13, 2019

Mexican spaghetti 

When a man cums in a woman's hair and wraps it around her face then peels it off after it dries and she eats it.
Bro, my girl tried some Mexican spaghetti last night and loved it!