shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

by DOUG October 10, 2003

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

Rock Stacker

Any worthless person with a total lack of consideration for others. They include homeless people, ultra-hippie tree huggers, ultra-religious extremists, stupid people, cyclists who attack cars, car drivers who ignore cyclists, a self-entitled child, a self-entitled child's parent who caused his or her precious little snowflake to act like an ass, others like them.

"Could you turn off your cell phone and wireless router? They give me headaches."

"No they don't, what are you talking about?"

"If you don't turn them off, I'll sue you!"

"Fucking rock stacker..."

by LeBonier March 31, 2010

smackers

males who like to get the attention from the opposite gender by smacking the girls BEE-HIND!!!

boy that boy is one of the damn smackers!!!

by hellokittypal June 19, 2007

smackerbate

To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.

Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.

by scagneti September 25, 2006

Spickers

When you just can't stop laughing, and you get confused with a bawling ninny.

Oh, shit... hahaha.... i've got me the spickers... the quilted quicker spickers... picker spickers...! :Gasp::

by ramuh3 October 2, 2006

Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009