Sober Shoppers

Predatory practices within sobriety networks that prey upon those with Substance Abuse Disorder that dont also suffer from an addictive drug problem.

Sober Shoppers are those without true will of a guiding force; God or higher power.

by wh0re_iffic February 19, 2026

Sober blink

When you’re some sort of intoxicated (from drinking, smoking, etc.) and laughing harder than you should at something but then you blink and all of a sudden you’re super sober and conscious and it lowkey feels like you time traveled

*two friends laughing at something incredibly stupid and unfunny after smoking a blunt*
*laughter dies down and becomes silent*

*moments pass*

Person 1: “brooo… I totally just sober blinked”

by OogaOnMyBooga March 14, 2026

Shobarn

Combination of a shop and a barn

I am going to do some work in the shobarn today

by Arrowheadwater5# July 21, 2025

Soberdelic

I don't drink alcoholic but I still trip balls

If you're going to burning man look for the soberdelic camp.

by Queeeèeee July 25, 2025

Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

Sabarimessnair

The goated nigga who was abused for GCP $300 credits

Bro I sabarimessnaired my full stack project

by nocturnaldragon16 August 24, 2025

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011