skeet at first sight 

a girl or guy who is really hot and would make the opposite sex "skeet at first sight "

She makes you skeet at first sight

skeet at first sight by its matt July 18, 2009

Skeet 

A highly pressurized, protein enriched, semi-viscous baby batter typically found in or on attention starved college students, covering peanut butter titties, or in that crusty ass sock under your bed. (you know who you are)

Construction worker #1: I almost blew my baby batter inside of her, but at the last second, I pulled out and skeeted all over her peanut butter titties.

Construction worker #2: No, no you didn't

Construction worker #1: I'm gay

Construction worker #2: You skeet on other dudesons? I'm leaving.

Skeet by boootyhairs October 13, 2011

hand skeet 

hand lotion, usually a white hand lotion

ya bra pass the hand skeet!

hand skeet by Vitamin Water April 4, 2007

Skeet 

To release semen from the penis.
To ejeculate.

"Ahhh. Let me spray it here and over there."

Skeet by 5iNcoGNiTo June 13, 2004

skeet skeet

when you shoot dick juice from your... dick and it coats mates face in frosting

oh i coated your face with my skeet skeet
swallow my skeet skeet you fucking pussy fucking whore

skeet skeet by bobbypumb December 20, 2006

beat and skeet 

The process by which one masturbates and then ejaculates.

Also called BAS (sounds like the name of the fish).

I went to the bathroom to beat and skeet.

beat and skeet by New Earth 616 April 10, 2011

Skeet 

the act of spraying someone with your bodily fluids usually aquired by masturbation and/or sexual intercourse.

"Gunna get skeeted on, foo"

Skeet by PLayer pimp sneeze alot! January 1, 2006