sharking

When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.

Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.

by Sirota June 4, 2011

shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

sharken

The act of hitting on the least attractive/least charismatic individuals at a party or bar. Targeting the weakest prey.

I was feeling pretty low because my ex-boyfriend is seeing someone new, so I decided the easiest option was to sharken at this boring house show.

When I'm feeling fat and hormonal, I like to sharken because it's an easy way to boost my self-esteem.

He's such a blackout drunk, after 9 pm, all he can do is sharken because the smart, pretty girls are already laughing at him.

by the_heiress June 30, 2011

SharksInMyANUS

Pretty cool guy who likes to say SUCK MY DICK alot

Sekushi hi shark

SharksInMyANUS SUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK MY DIIIIIIIIIICK

Sekushi k

SharksInMyANUS also good afternoon my good man

by Wastafpasta September 11, 2011

shaking like a peach orchard dog

Shaking from discomfort such as a dog that has eaten whole peaches might when passing the pits during defecation.
(Usage, late 19th early 20th century; mid-southern US.)

That lying SOB was shaking like a peach orchard dog.

by ten wheeler September 22, 2011

Shaking The Chicken

A synonym for masturbation (self-pleasuring through the rubbing of own's genitalia) much like "wanking", "bashing the bishop", "having a masty" and so on. As "cock" (word used for male genitalia) is also another word for "chicken".

"Man I had the best time Shaking The Chicken over Jessica Alba last night"

by AchilionX January 8, 2012

Sharknado

1) Noun: The inevitable cause of the destruction of earth itself due to a tornado of sharks that will cause a the human race to die out and leave the more advanced sharks to thrive where we once stood , the apocalypse.

Adj: Absolutely cruel and unforgiving.

1)There was nothing they could do, the sharknado had already started and there was no way to stop it.

2)That was so sharknado of you.

by SwagMasterO August 31, 2013