pop secret

"pop secret."
1. you pick up some random girl
2. you bring her back to your room
3. you drill a hole in her head
4. you popcorn kernels in her head
5. place her head in the microwave on high for 4 minutes
6. you proceed to use the melted butter as lube while you skull fuck her
7. you call her parents and tell them the scenario
8. you never....EVER...call her parents again
9. rinse and repeat
10. you proceed to watch ferris bueller's day off
11. you fall asleep while eating the skull popcorn
12. you wake up feeling refreshed and energized

NDK...took hoyt to his room and pop secreted the shit out of that angry hoe!!!!!

ferris bueller rules!!!!!!!!

by Mr. boyt December 28, 2007

Scritch Party

According to a random drunk lady on the street, a scritch party is a party in which a group of furries sit around and scritch, supposedly with a sexual context. However, being that scritching is not necessarily sexual, it is most likely intended to mean "yiff party" and would be a classic case of a mundane's misuse of furry terminology.

Are you guys going to go back and have a scritch party later?

by Steel the Wolf November 6, 2010

Social Security

Originally created to help the unfortunate during the Great Depression, it turned into a multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme that will never be voluntarily abolished due to the lobbying power of the AARP and the fact that old people vote more. Social security takes a little over 20% of total expenditures, and the privileged gerontocrats that lived long enough to receive it get three times the amount they paid in the first year of receiving benefits. Most Gen Xers and Millennials will never see a penny of the FICA money they paid in because economists estimate the money from social security will run out by 2030.

Guy 1: "Man, I'll never see a penny of social security money."
Guy 2: "That's because teabagger baby boomers are going to suck off all your hard earned dollars while simultaneously asserting that socialist programs need to stop."

by nbakuchev June 6, 2010

secret garden

The private toilet that every office building has, but not many know about.

They had chili and waffle fries for lunch, I need to make a stop to the secret garden

by not_gogos November 16, 2011

Girl Talk Secret Diary

The Last Known Writings of John Stamos while in his "Uncle Jesse" persona most famously seen on the family sitcom "Full House." The last book of the New Testament (or Hermes Katsopolis Testament as it is more commonly known)has been lost. There is a religious sect at Michigan State University that follows the teachings of this book as the holy scripture.

When I want to hear the teachings of the gospel, I turn to Girl Talk Secret Diary.

by Cheaps April 7, 2008

secret fight

when two friends are both angry at each other, but neither one acknowledges it. therefore, they are fighting, but not really. popular among teenage girls.

haley:"i think meg and i are having a secret fight. she was totally flirting with my boyfriend at jake's party last night."

marie: "yeah, she said she was mad that you were dating him. you guys didn't talk about it? you must be having a secret fight..."

by leah January 2, 2009

secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.

Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.

by Debra Powers September 25, 2006