Man Scratch

To very heavily and visibly rub at your itchy bollocks (testes)

Excuse me, I need to do a man scratch.

by Alejandro, the son of paul May 10, 2009

Tattoo scratcher

Is a person that is tattooing without a license, and do it in a basement, kitchen, etc

Damn, that tattoo is fucked up!!!!!!!

$20 + tattoo scratcher = expensive fix

by Tattoo scratcher November 29, 2015

lung scratcher

A dick that is so long it scratches you receivers lungs

"Guuuuurl you have no idea, it was a Lung Scratcher for sure"

by HazLove95 July 13, 2016

dick scratcher

When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.

Fuck man I was masturbating way to hard last night and I got a dick scratcher

by skinny puta May 27, 2017

king kong booty scratcher

Someone who continually scratches his Gluteus Maximus to the point that he resembles King Kong.

Hey man, that guy climbing a tree, he's a King Kong booty scratcher

by I Look like Goku September 20, 2015

sexual cat scratch

the act in which the girl scratches the male genitalia

hey can you give me the sexual cat scratch

by sexual cat scratch December 22, 2016

Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus

A school where you do fuck all and still manage to pass because the school has a reputation of perfect students and the "100 percent graduation rate" that the principal will do whatever it takes to maintain even if it means wiping the whole semester of a student so they can turn their F- to a C-. Or she'll just kick out the student out. There's no in between. Don't even get me started on the food, the fucking food. You take one bite and it's over for your colon. It's like a backwards vomit into a cataclysmic exorcism in the bathroom. Some teachers are cool, shout out to Mr. Del minus one for that lack of a wife and shout out to Mr. Steps RIP to a real one.

Oh Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus! My gender fluid hamster went to that school, I heard it was great!

Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!

Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.

by John Harris Ram December 7, 2018